Salad Jizz

Another term for Ranch Dressing in the Midwest.

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?

by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025

pipe salad

When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.

“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “

by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018

Egg salad

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.

You are a fucking egg salad

by Eye h8 u January 12, 2019

paperclip salad

Is what happens when some jackwaggon desided to chain a whole basket full of paper clips together.

Well this is just a paperclip salad!

by Paperclipsalad# July 14, 2017

Nagasaki Salad Shooter

The vehement ass spray resultant from the Gas station sushi.

Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!

Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.

Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"

by Teky.SB August 31, 2022