Treeing

At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.
Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"

Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."

Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."

(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
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treeing

to tree means essencially masturbating so much it is in a state permanent erection
"why are you hard?"
"i have been treeing to my hb"
by educatedyn December 14, 2024
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treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.
The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...
by theelvez December 24, 2019
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treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources
We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then
by treeing July 07, 2018
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Kayleigh Tree

Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.
Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
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tree cage

The place where we could be vibin but you playing
Viber 1: yo do let’s hit up the tree cage

Viber 2: no man I’m playing
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look there's a tree

look there's a tree sexy gorge
by Miss Zesty August 13, 2008
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