National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021

National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

National Vsco girl day

Get ready for national vsco girl day on october 27. And i oop sksksksksk

Bryan-omg bro guess what
Alex-what
Bryan-it’s national vsco girl day
Alex-and
Bryan-that mean that there will be lots of hot girl wearing puca shell necklaces and scrunches also they can give us a scrunche

by kay28 October 25, 2019

National Thigh pic day

January 14th is National thigh pic day is where a best friend lover ext is obligated to send a picture of their thighs to you.

You: hey! Did you know it’s Jan 14th also known as national thigh pic day?
Them: no I didn’t! Here’s a picture of thighs enjoy!

by That_thigh_guy January 11, 2022

National Grab-ass Day

On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass

Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby

by LuvScxrs August 29, 2019

National girl bsf day

January 16th is national girl bsf day y’all! Make sure to make your girl bestie happy on that day or otherwise she be depressed, so don’t let her down!

Aye brah, did you hear? It’s National girl bsf day! Go make yo girl bsf feel special :)

by NotoriousBigMike69 January 16, 2021

National double tap day

On December 6 you shall double tap a girlfriend or whatever

It’s national double tap day

by Flexgod 456 December 5, 2019