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The Nut House

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.
Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!
by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012
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angry nut

When your girl is giving you head and she bites your dick. So you stand up and nut on her face, and then proceed to slap her with your penis
I gave her an angry nut
by OhhhMyy February 12, 2015
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fruit nut

A person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.
Yo, that chick is actin like a straight up "fruit nut".
by Chocochipmonkee October 3, 2008
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deeeeeez nuts

YO HAVEN
wut
DEEEeEEZ NUTS ARE FREEZING
by HavenDaPlugger January 12, 2021
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Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.
Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!
by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009
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Chudder Nutted

Person 1: Did you see Cleatus get his ass kicked by that 12 pointer?

Person 2: Yeah man he's fucking Chudder Nutted.
by MusicByPANDEMIC August 17, 2018
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poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it
Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!
by latino14 June 2, 2009
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