Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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by eve698 September 19, 2025
Get the snake mug.When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.
by Daddy Adler January 17, 2021
Get the Snake tonguing mug.The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness you get after eating a large amount of food.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.
Dude 1: Awww man I ate so much I have black snake syndrome
Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?
Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep
Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?
Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep
by Whimsythemoondreamer March 31, 2013
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Get the Snake mug.You would never want to be snaked or snake anyone. To be snaked means to be caught off-guard in a fist fight. A person will grab your hair from behind and drag you. Snaking someone can make you look weak.
Jessica: Why did you snake Ashley, that fight was so unfair.
Ashley: you really snaked me? That is 'bout the weakest, lowest thing you could do. I want my ones.
Ashley: you really snaked me? That is 'bout the weakest, lowest thing you could do. I want my ones.
by aig1505 March 13, 2020
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