Ethan

A short blonde miniature boy who likes groaping the Pope. Likes his dog’s dick, because his is what most consider , microphallis

You are such an Ethan faggot

by Mr.allknowingdude March 19, 2019

Ethan Silvers

He’s a kind guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t! He’ll do anything for his friends but he has dignity. Everybody loves him but he’s a complicated and mysterious fellow. He’s highly competent and very smart. He keeps up with his current events and gives great advice. A great person overall.

Award giver: And the Best Male Award goes to... Ethan Silvers!

by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019

Ethan Elliot

A straight kid who sometimes is defined as a susumass patty because of some actions but is straight

Hey man that dude acts like an Ethan Elliot

by Jjyomama December 15, 2018

Ethan

A complete idiot, is hugely gross, always thinks girls like him but they all just don’t, every girl that seems him runs away!!!

Oh my gosh!!! Can you feel that? It’s an earthquake, nvm it’s just Ethan

by Max213 December 17, 2018

Ethan

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.

What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.

by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019

Ethan

A complete form of the person that is Ethan

If that makes sense

I am feeling like an Ethan today

by Etan Buns January 16, 2019

Ethan

The most supportive friend you'll ever meet, always there for you, always got your back.

Ethan is the best friend I've ever had

by _THE_FAN_GIRL_ June 12, 2018