david bovgay

Is a very ugly women. A no nipple, hairy bitch. Twiddles with technology all day long.

It's a David bovgay! She must be with tech support.

by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014

David Bishel

A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.

"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"

by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014

david keever

STRONG as fuck! Popular by 8th grade! Gamer! becomes a FAMOUS gamer by 9th Grade!

Omg look it's David Keever !!

by Idk who I is! May 14, 2014

David Pilip

To ball uncontrollably
To be a cripple
To be an orthodox jew

That guy is such a David Pilip

by Yolo51846585 September 16, 2014

david langston

A really hot guy that has a girlfriend even hotter

I'm so jealous David Langston of him his girl is so hot

by Gabbytastic November 29, 2014

jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...

Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.

by definerlolz November 23, 2013

david gibson

A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.

"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"

"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"

by hi..._whatevah April 15, 2015