Burn the evidence

Smoking a joint whilst its still illegal... You light up and “burn the evidence” of your crime.

Person A: Yo, I just rolled us a joint.

Person B: Cool, let’s burn the evidence.

by Frono21 May 20, 2021

Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.

Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!

by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014

Burning Spice Cookie

The cookie that's in cookie run kingdom and makes my legs spread and hole weak i mean hole weak i mean hole weak

I saw Burning Spice Cookie from cookie run kingdom and I came so hard 😩 😫 😍

by Fazcrkbcaa August 5, 2025

Fap burn

When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much

Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt

by Vicky_R October 9, 2016

Burn-Jobber

A burn-jobber is someone who is especially good at burning or roasting someone.

Some examples and places where this can be properly used as follows "I don't want to do the dishes" followed by "YOU ARE DISHES". The person that got burned is the Burnee and the person that said "You are dishes" is the burn-jobber.

by DoctorBurnJobber November 27, 2019

Burn

The greatest thing in the world (cigarettes)

The word is commonly used in southern england

Person 1: Hello fellow intellectual would you care to join me for a burn outside?
Person 2: Of Course my friend!

by MobbMobb May 28, 2018