rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

The snake

Cutting your tongue into to parts so you can lick the ass and pussy at the same time

Dude I got the snake so I could like her ass and pussy at the same time

by Stonedbong February 1, 2020

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit

Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Snake

When one of your so called friends talk about you behind your back. Also known as a backstabber. A person who should not be given a second chance.

Caitlin is such a snake 🐍

by Hotrorl December 8, 2018

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011