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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Noah

Huge penis absolute unit aka the nosh destroyer super leng smokes and vapes but is an absolute ledge
Shit u have a huge one like Noah
by Obey 08 November 22, 2021
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noah

noah is a hottie know as big daddy, he can’t spell to save his life but it’s okay. he is special but that’s why everyone loves him. he gets angry easily and says dumb stuff a lot. everyone loves big daddy
“omg noah is so hot!” “ talk about big daddy
by littlegirlpinktweedy December 18, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the kind of person to eat a burrito like it's a big mac from Mcdonald's. This motherfucker will make you wanna sky dive off the Eiffel Tower and land on ten spears. He sometimes can be a really nice person and really cool he has a cool vibe on a 1 on 1 talk but, when there is a group he is more special than the special ed class. He loves to hangout with his friends though and will do anything to put a smile on their face.
Noah makes me wanna die?
by its_me_pee_noi November 22, 2021
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Noah

the person with the smoothest balls of any given group
have you SEEN Noah's balls? they're smooth as a baby's bottom
by crupeycrumpet February 18, 2021
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Noah

Sexy big balled male who big cok mmm
girl:mmm noah kok
girl2:yas quen yumy
by hehdhekduzu6djdif March 1, 2022
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Noah

An inhuman being . Noah’s are good people but mostly have fucked up but amazing pasts & backstories. Don’t try to fight a black one though.
Jeez is that that dude a Noah? Sure acts like one”

“Damn there goes Noah again.”
by LVkrilla June 16, 2019
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