Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap

Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......

by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026

Ass Cannon

That which one's buttocks become after the ingestion of spicy hot chili dogs with extra cheese-kraut

Whoa dude you don't wanna sit behind me, I feel the ass cannon spinning up something serious

by Chunkmastarr January 16, 2026

Ass Hat Pimp

A man with unearned confidence who, in the middle of absolute chaos, believes he can talk his way into a wild foursom arrangement. Distinguished by poor timing, reckless optimism, and zero self-awareness.

Three girls showed up at Rogers basement apartment and started fighting. Instead of hiding, he tried to calm things down and pitched a group idea. Certified ass hat pimp

by Mind_surgeon January 18, 2026