March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

cig ass

Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.

Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties.

Renders is a real cig ass.

Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.

by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022

Power napp my ass

When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day

Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey

Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day

by Yegegwj January 11, 2022

Rnub Ass

Its when someone says that they have a thick ass and a random thirsty girl hears that and starts to want that ass really badly

Guy: I think i have a thick ass
Girl:GIMME THAT ASS
Me: Lol a Rnub Ass

by Chinese Walmart February 28, 2017

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”

by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025

Ass-Basking

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012