Dirty Makani

When you accidentally pour your pony jar on your mom.

Yeah I just pulled Dirty Makani on Susan

by Pasta friend January 01, 2023

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 04, 2022

dirty nunchuck

When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.

My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck

by Gerth turtle June 09, 2016

Dirty Sandra

When an otherwise respectable woman decides to give her husband a blow job while he’s filming on their new camcorder. Said recording is then accidentally seen by one of their children.

“Oh shit! He saw the video of you giving me a dirty Sandra!”

by Pikkakard June 23, 2023

dirty lynwood

giving your gf/wife a sloppy rimjob to orgasm then wiping the traces of fecal matter and toilet paper off your tongue on her favorite bedspread

He gave his wife a dirty lynwood for her birthday and a new bedspread

by Da Great Assholio June 23, 2020

Dirty Halden

A sexual act in which a male quickly pulls out and shoots a shot in their partners mouth mid ride.

David: “Dirty halden later?”
Dwight: “Heck yes, I wanna shoot a shot in your mouth while I’m riding”

by Hai Yuki May 08, 2022

Dirty Reka

When you take a fish out of a river and shove it up the the girls ass then she gives you a blow job and you cum inside her mouth. Then you fuck her ass with the fish still inside and when you’re about to climax you pull out taking the fish with you and you cum all over the fish. Then you force-feed the fish to her.

Brad just totally gave her a dirty Reka, I wish I was there to see it

by Stupid horse clouds December 28, 2020