Dirty Michaud

When you break up with your ex girlfriend with a dick (man with long hair) four times and then proceed to ask her to make you fail NNN. Then she (he) puts their dick in your ass and snorts pre workout off their man arms and then starts to jump around like a starving baboon.

I was talking to my friend last night and he was talking about his relationship, that retard pulled a Dirty Michaud

by Ilikegirldick January 23, 2025

Dirty Michaud

When you break up with your ex girlfriend with a dick (man with long hair) four times and then proceed to ask her to make you fail NNN. Then she (he) puts their dick in your ass and snorts pre workout off their man arms and then starts to jump around like a starving baboon.

I was talking to my friend last night and he was talking about his relationship, that retard pulled a Dirty Michaud

by Ilikegirldick January 23, 2025

Dirty LeBron

When you grab your dick and balls, scream "LEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" and slam dunks them into your ass

yeah we had fun last night. I gave her a Dirty LeBron

by DIRTYLEBRONLOVERILUVMATTHEW January 23, 2025

Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis

A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE

Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”

David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…

Almost burnt my nostrils.”

Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”

by xxracth54xx January 24, 2025

dirty lauren

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.

man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 24, 2025

Dirty Ace

When you fuck a dirty league owner but before u nut you shove it in his ear so he cant hear anymore then u piss on his eyes.

That dumb fuck kept moaning so i gave him a Dirty Ace

by biggdaddywick January 25, 2025

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025