Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

tom hunt

a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone

a girl sat on my lap and asked if my dick was a phone, i was such a tom hunt back then

by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018

To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

Tom

Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.

Tom is amazing in every way possible

by betsylou January 13, 2021

Tom

The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox

Isn’t that tom so perfect

Yeah true I wish I had a tom

by Somiafaw February 9, 2020

Tom

A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom

“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”

by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024

Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.

That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat

by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020