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Work Jerk

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.
by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022
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work ass trick

A stupid bitch who fucks with people’s shit in the work place.
That work ass trick is creeping on my turf.
by The Bellagio April 14, 2023
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Vocational work

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.
Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off
by Fargo Fargo July 7, 2023
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Stolen work

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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Wicked works

Emmanuel letting Keenan give him head and him liking it in secret
Emmanuel let Keenan give him head this is WICKED WORKS!!!!
by VLADIMAR WIKK April 12, 2024
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