crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023
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live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
by Gray_Brawr October 25, 2017
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love light

A glowing condom use in the ways of the Jedi
God I can't wait to try out these new love lights!
by Love lights February 20, 2016
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mex light

Mexican picking up white values! Mex light
by roofie bitches June 21, 2024
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Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.
by RammerSTi October 15, 2023
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light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.
-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know
by TikiMessedUp May 02, 2020
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KC Light

The power of the sun bolted to your truck, burning the eyes of everyone else on the road at 12:32pm last Friday. Very popular lights in off road culture.
I can see so far with my daylighter KC lights.

I want to make a Prius crash by blinding them with my KC Lights.
by Randomchao5 April 07, 2022
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