Dylan

The world’s biggest jackass.

Hey look at that guy. I bet his name is Dylan

by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022

Dylan

FRIEND

My Dylan

by Pokemon1234569 March 15, 2022

Dylan

Someone who doesn't refill dog biscuit jars and at times is sus

1. Yo that dude hell sus fam
2. If I saw a sus person his name would probably be Dylan.
3. There are no dog biscuits in the jar! I bet Dylan used the last one.

by Kaybeaf March 17, 2022

Gormless Dylan

A Gormless Dylan is a really really really dumb panda.

Panda's: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Breadsxn: "y'all acting like a bunch of gormless dylans"

by Sussy Silver March 19, 2022

Dylan shaw

A funny looking boy who is obsessed with cats and is sexually attracted to cats and his best friend.

His bsf: Have you seen Dylan shaw?

Me: Yeah bro he looks like a retard

by theheadofheadd March 27, 2022

Dylan

The worst person I’ve ever met. Self centered, ugly, short, stupid, idiotic, clumsy, not in the slightest bit athletic. Those are just a few words to describe him ( without cursing). He’s inconsiderate like you would hardly believe. He’s an empath, doesn’t show emotion, doesn’t care about your emotions but we’ll get back to that in a bit. He’s a terrible boyfriend, never date a Dylan. He’ll talk to other girls more than he talks to you. He’ll sit there on his phone when your right next to him and not say a word to you, he won’t even look at you. He won’t ask you what’s wrong if your crying let alone give you a hug. He doesn’t give a crap about how you feel, he just wants the statue because he’s dating some one out of his league that he doesn’t deserve.

If his name is Dylan RUN!!!

by Paisley_777 March 27, 2022

dylan

a extremely cute boy who treats me well and that i can gladly call mines.

that’s my dylan :)

by dadsgirlfriend January 24, 2022