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Charlie Panattoni

A truly kind human and overall well-liked, 6'3 high school freshmen and is incredibly hadsome.
Nathan: Holy guacamole did you see how much Charlie Panattoni grew?

Mark: Jeez yeah I saw, he's way teller than us now.
by City Boy75 December 20, 2023
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Charlie

Probably one of the most interesting people you will come across are named Charlie. Charlies can be anything really. They are like an infinite entity that exists for the sole purpose of complexity. They confuse people, but help those understand things they can’t. They make people feel uncomfortable, but yet they can thrive in social environments. So much so many Charlie’s are manipulative to themselves and others. Most Charlies end up driving themselves mad or insane. They can be extremely beneficial to your life or extremely dangerous. A mad Charlie usually means your in serious trouble, but a mad Charles means you are gonna die. Most Charlies are obsessed with being unexpected. To best bond with a Charlie you must challenge them, and pretend to understand what they are talking about.

Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders

2. Billionaires who lead illegal business

3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents

8. Theologians
9. Or dead

In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Charlie: “I think I’m gonna do _____”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”

Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”

Charlie: “strange right?”

Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:

“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
by Wowthat’scrazybrother December 5, 2019
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steamroll charlie

HTML Charlie is when a woman put Saran Wrap over your face squats over your face and s*** so hard that the plastic blows off your face
by Spike72983 December 1, 2016
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Charlie

Have you ever met the charlie on the hill? me either. you would be lucky to meet the big bear himself. this guy is a charming bastardized. yes. he is.
seen that big bear in the hill? that’s big belly thomas! ;)

Charlie enjoys

uncle ian can be associated with this type of creature (alvin and the chipmunks)
by Elizanimals November 24, 2021
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charlie

my beloved, i love him so much and im his Gf, anita
charlie is shy boi XD
by anita_900000 May 8, 2021
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charlie atkinson

by i love ears November 7, 2022
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Charli damelio

Charli damelio is queen in my opinion ok?
by Bishimbetterugh November 8, 2021
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