by ifjdkljfd September 01, 2004
The resulting expulsion and harmonic tone of fart while partially immersed in water. A duck firing a machine gun and quacking at the same time but without the machine gun noise will sound very similar. The noise is caused by the film of water between the buttocks that produces excess surface tension. When the gas passes through this matrix of abnormal conditions it reverberates to and fro causing the machine gun burst noise. This is a particularly good fart as the residue is mostly washed away.
hey man i did an awsome aquaduck fart in the shower the other day...
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?
by sdchmd February 12, 2010
Person 1: Hey baby
Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend
Person 2: what im a guy!
Person 1: uh errr (realizes it is unmistakably a guy)
Person 3: Don't get upset, it appears he is having a "brain fart"
Person 1: A brain fart?
Person 3: yes a brain fart, see they happen when ass gnomes dwell in your mind cave, causing disruption to your brain juice
Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend
Person 2: what im a guy!
Person 1: uh errr (realizes it is unmistakably a guy)
Person 3: Don't get upset, it appears he is having a "brain fart"
Person 1: A brain fart?
Person 3: yes a brain fart, see they happen when ass gnomes dwell in your mind cave, causing disruption to your brain juice
by Thecaveofgreatness August 21, 2010
I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.
I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006
During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.
by Ekim C Live August 08, 2013
SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings
by deliverance April 25, 2003
A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004