Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".

"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."

by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

Rings of fire

The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling

the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards

Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot

by Jacksonvillereaper May 13, 2022

Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.

"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."

by Keving Rady June 27, 2024

five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

Ring of Fire

A party game with a group of male participants and a biscuit. The goal of the game is to not be the last one of the participants to ejaculate on the biscuit. Who ever lasts the longest, has to eat the biscuit.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Ring of fire?
Guy 2: No dude WTF?!

by ThisIsNorway October 30, 2017