Shit ping

A shit ping is when you ping/@ing someone on discord and saying nothing or saying something dumb like "monke" though this seems to not work in memes channels

@Chungus69

"Hey shit ping *bans"

by Poggers 69 March 20, 2021

Shit-niggery

Noun.

Foolish or silly behaviour, often associated with acts typically committed by a nigger.

"Where'd my bike go? What kind of shit-niggery is this?"

by Voldemort's whore January 20, 2013

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

THE SHIT SHE IS

An angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. She is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man craps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.

"Hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go." "The shit she is," he replies!!!

"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."

"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."

by cheesecake lady August 10, 2012

Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus

"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"

by Karnell D August 17, 2012

Shit happy

A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.

Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"

Ben: Hi Greg. What's up? How was your day?
Greg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben: Why are you so shit happy?

by Sunny Beach July 21, 2013

shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.

' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'

by exposer...sh December 19, 2011