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Kill the dog

To have a fart that smells so bad it would kill a dog or small animal in the line of fire.
Person 1: *Farts*
Person 2: "Aw man it sinks! Did you kill the dog?!
by Eroding February 12, 2025
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kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."
by ruby_wired September 28, 2023
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25 Kill Streak

What most expect a tactical nuke, preferably a nuclear ICBM, they get scammed and are either given one of two things:
Scars.
Partial-complete insanity.
Sergeant Rudolf Steiner, one of the squad leaders of the 0th Penal Battalion: “After I killed so many enemies, maybe even obtaining a 25 Kill Streak, I expected a tactical nuke, but only got PTSD.”
by Swordhero August 20, 2024
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kill me dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?
by painallha December 8, 2023
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Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.
Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed
by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025
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