July 9th 2009

national sugar daddy day

“It’s July 9th 2009! Better go get your sugar daddy”

by Pussytightpussycleanpuddyfresh August 30, 2022

July 28th

July 28th is national send James nudes day, and get some in return, but only jame’s girlfriend- as he doesn’t want anyone’s nudes but hers because he doesn’t belong to the streets.

It’s July 28th...James’s lucky day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe July 27, 2020

Julie Lamarche

(n.f.) Une race rare de super mamans

- Ma mère m'a apporté mon souper dans ma chambre hier
- Wow, elle doit être une Julie Lamarche, tu es chanceux!

by bonnefetedesmeresxxx May 10, 2020

Julie v.l.

Poopy

You wish you were as poopy as Julie V.l.
What is that? A poopy Julie?!

by Old stinky man October 23, 2019

mya+juli

Fuck eachother every day

ariana grande:Mya+julius?
micheal jackson:YeS

by I’msocool~~~ March 10, 2022

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

12th July 2013

If you were born on this day and you are a girl, you are exceptionally hot and every boy you ever see will want to date you

Boy 1: you see that girl, she was born 12th july 2013

Boy 2: *stares open mouthed*

by Flamingo_Lover2951 May 19, 2025