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Carload of Dark

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.
Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.
by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023
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DARK Chief

The best leader.
The best emperor.
The best chief.
The best lord.
NORAH IS PRO
"Hey, I just joined and met the DARK Chief! He's pro!"
"PRO NORAH W"
by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022
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dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.
it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!
by WhamBros November 30, 2023
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Not Darkness

A youtuber that post only the best vlogs on YouTube. Rarely post gaming videos but it happens sometimes. He also makes fire music, but in the music genre he’s known as Lil Dark.
Aye dawg have you watched Not Darkness’s awesome new vlog?!?
by XxTrapGodxxx July 17, 2018
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Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”
by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020
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Dark humor

Dark humor is just bad stuff out in light to become funny instead of just plane wrong, Not many people would get them though.
Example: dark humor is like food not everyone gets it.
by Ooveve September 26, 2022
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Schrödinger's Dark Humor

A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.

A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."

Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."

What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.

Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together

Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭

Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this

Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.

Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.

Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
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