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Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox
by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025
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Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023
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Crush

The thing/person you are thinking about every single nanosecond of your life. It's very annoying in my opinion to have a crush. Also, beware of crushes that could potentially break your heart.
Person 1: Is he your crush?
Person 2: *stammering* N-no! Of c-course n-not!
by Emily Black Cross June 25, 2019
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Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free
P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?
by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022
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Crush

A crush is a person who you feel safe around kinda like you get butterflies in you’re tummy when you’re around them it’s a big thing to have a crush on a person when you’re young so you can know what heart break is like and what true love is like
by Alex Smith’s June 2, 2020
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