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Christian

A 3 '6 tall shithead who's only redeeming quality is his sister.
That boy christian is such a dick.
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Christian

An odd fellow that thinks he's Jesus.
EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!

Christian Weston Chandler, 2009.
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Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023
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Christian

Wow that is such a Christian
by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018
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Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?
A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"
by don'ttrytoreachme September 8, 2021
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christian

christian is a nice,kind,cute, and shy sometimes he will always be there for you no matter what and will never cheat on you helps you through life's problems and would sacrifice himself for you even if you push him away he will always help you he's a goof ball mostly and makes a lot of mistakes will always have big dreams and never give up loves video games loves cuddles and is pure he could have low self esteem at the time and won't let you know just to keep you happy also is a little protective and will stand up for you
random person: christian's girl sucks she's so ugly
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.
by lucifer 33442 May 7, 2019
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Christian

Some fucking idiot who wanted me to make an entry on the urban dictionary
by Onionbunyun February 23, 2022
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