"Dad, You're cheating, your ass is so big and my cock is so small, You cant lose"
"Shuttup, Huw and play"
"Shuttup, Huw and play"
by everyone in the fernando dynasty October 23, 2003

'Man, her asshole was so loose, a definite bum tunnel, i could have parked a double decker in that space.'
by HYoung119 July 1, 2015

by nett15 September 10, 2022

A person of unpleasant appearance (and usually odor) who does not neccesarily use crack cocaine, or any drug for that matter. Not to be confused with the home less or street crazies. A shopping cart excludes the person from being a crack bum if it is not filled with copper or other recyclable materials. Crack bums are usually spotted in populated business areas where there are few police officers. They are known for panhandling and mooching off of anyone they are acquainted with.(not the same thing as hippies, they have dreadlocks or pachuli) Having a home or at least a legal address does not exclude a person from being a crack bum.
Who is that dued bumming cigarettes and beers at the BBQ? I saw him the other day in front of 7-eleven wearing purple sweat pants and fake gators. He had a suede fedora from 1976. What a friggin crack bum.
by izdaica December 27, 2008

One who is keen on the idea of anal penetration but is not quite ready to allow insertion of implements, whether human appendages or sexual toys.
Him: Sounds like you're desperate for a bumming.
Her: I'll be honest with you, I AM curious but not curious enough.
Him: Sounds like you are bum-curious to me.
Her: Well heres the deal, If yours goes anywhere near mine, My finger goes up yours
Him: Unless you are drunk, you mean?
Her: My bum is fair game if I'm drunk.
Her: I'll be honest with you, I AM curious but not curious enough.
Him: Sounds like you are bum-curious to me.
Her: Well heres the deal, If yours goes anywhere near mine, My finger goes up yours
Him: Unless you are drunk, you mean?
Her: My bum is fair game if I'm drunk.
by ThisReallyIsMe December 6, 2010

by dogboy1973 November 30, 2005

by Uninstall October 20, 2019
