Bum Darts

An olympic event on Barrack Hill in Newport

"Dad, You're cheating, your ass is so big and my cock is so small, You cant lose"

"Shuttup, Huw and play"

by everyone in the fernando dynasty October 23, 2003

bum dart

another name for a gay man who is particularly interested in Butt sex. Bordering obsessive compulsive preoccupation

Don't invite Simon he's always trying to be a bum dart with any new men I bring over.

by meat hole March 27, 2010

plain bum

The "plain bum" refers to the female genitalia-- as opposed to the male, or "long bum."

Man, there's nothing plain about Kristin's plain bum. That thang is fancy!

by Nails MacFugger December 29, 2009

Bum-Curious

One who is keen on the idea of anal penetration but is not quite ready to allow insertion of implements, whether human appendages or sexual toys.

Him: Sounds like you're desperate for a bumming.
Her: I'll be honest with you, I AM curious but not curious enough.
Him: Sounds like you are bum-curious to me.
Her: Well heres the deal, If yours goes anywhere near mine, My finger goes up yours
Him: Unless you are drunk, you mean?
Her: My bum is fair game if I'm drunk.

by ThisReallyIsMe December 6, 2010

Bum kernel

1. someone who reminds you of th smelly reminents left on your buttcheeks after a particularily raunchy dump

ohh man im going have to check for bum kernels after laying that log!

by Mad_kristoff September 26, 2010

bum cackle

(n) makeshift toilet paper (esp. one's left hand) sometimes even a leaf, bark or a rock.

Rodger had no paper so he used his friend's hair as bum cackle.

by vod/ October 30, 2010

bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

by Craig McRae September 4, 2008