Bread

A food object that comes from wheat, but the homophobic people refer to us non-bianary people as a slice of bread, like I'm sorry BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE TO BEING CALLED A SLICE OF BREAD BRO THAT SOUNDS AWSOME DUDE I WANNA BE A FUCKIN SLICE OF BREAD BRUV WE SHALL WORSHIP THE WHEAT AND GRAINS

Individual 1: your a slice of bread
Individual 2: thank you
Individual 1: that was supposed to be offensive

Individual 2: why would I take that offensively I love being a slice of bread that shit sounds awesome

Individual 1: okay fuck, ummm your a slice of cheese then
Individual 2: OKAY COME AT ME BRUV IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS-

by Hellisforeverweitheryoulikeito May 27, 2024

Doggy bread

Alternate name for donuts, especially “old fashioneds”. Prominent across Michigan, Illinois, and other Great Lakes states. Origin unclear, but likely a cute name created by bakers to appeal to children.

Well, you know cops— they love their coffee, and they love their doggy bread.

What doggy bread y’all got today? I’m thinking jelly filled, but boston cream works too.

I love dunkin, but for doggy bread you can’t beat homemade!

Fuck, I love doggy bread.

by TigersFreakMotown42 February 17, 2024

I Am Bread

A popular rage game where you are a piece of bread and must find a way to toast yourself without rendering yourself inedible.

I Am Bread was once quite popular on Youtube due to being incredibly frustrating thanks to its intentionally godawful controls. It is perhaps best known for triggering one of Markiplier's most spectacular rage fits in his channel's history.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 21, 2024

Panera Bread Rizz

A sort of aura one gets after prolonged exposure to Panera charged lemonades, especially as a member of the Panera sips club. Not necessarily "rizz" in the traditional charisma sense, more of a secret power one can unlock

I've got an essay due tonight and I just got a large Blood Orange Charged Sip. It's time to engage my Panera Bread Rizz.

by Guysaac February 21, 2024

Giving Bread

Go to the store to buy 1 loaf of bread then slice it in half. Nut on both halves and stick the 2 slices together. After that you sneak the bread back to the store and put it where you got it.

Jace: I know Micheal isnt giving bread right now.

by JamPGT February 24, 2024

Garlic Bread Slut

A slut who loves garlic bread.

Corinna can't stop eating garlic bread, she's a garlic bread slut.

by bigballermax February 27, 2024

Bread guy

Bread guy is a fucking dumbass, he's my arch nemesis and he's evil as shit, he mains banhammer, who the fuck does that

Niko: Yo bro Bread guy? more like breast guy
Toast guy (me): so true bro

by Toastguy999 March 1, 2024