Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
Get the toilet envy mug.when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018
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Every toddlers motivation to act like a fucking retard. If you enjoy watching this shit I hope he ascends your asshole whilst singing skibidi. The cameramen won't save your sorry ass. Anyway stay safe from these deformed ass toddlers who watch goofy ahh stuff on their mothers phone. If you live with or see a skibidi child, to everyone a favour and grab them by the leg , backhand slap them and yeet them to Jesus.
Every toddlers motivation to act like a fucking retard. If you enjoy watching this shit I hope he ascends your asshole whilst singing skibidi. The cameramen won't save your sorry ass. Anyway stay safe from these deformed ass toddlers who watch goofy ahh stuff on their mothers phone. If you live with or see a skibidi child, to everyone a favour and grab them by the leg , backhand slap them and yeet them to Jesus.
Person: Heya, little guy. What'ya watching?
Toddler: *Slowly turns around* Skibidi Toilet
Person: Aight, your meeting your lord today *yeets*
Toddler: *Slowly turns around* Skibidi Toilet
Person: Aight, your meeting your lord today *yeets*
by Woah, bitch March 25, 2024
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After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
Get the Toilet Margarita mug."i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"
by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022
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Get the Toilet mug.The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.
by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016
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