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how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor
Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet
by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020
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Skibidi Toilet

by LOL_AMERICAAA June 26, 2024
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national skibidi toilet day

a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler
charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day
by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024
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toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009
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