Rice Bus

Large people movers seen in and around major Australian cities most often the drivers and passengers of Asian heritage. Popular models include, although not restricted to, Kia Carnival, Honda Odyssey,Toyota Alphard and Hyundai Staria. Vehicles are hard to miss and stand out in part to their size but also the drivers pilots poor driving.

Why isn't the traffic moving? There's your answer it's that bloody Rice Bus up ahead.

by J’may June 11, 2022

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Lü bu

Who practiced the same stroke, every day, until he was able to part the sky.

Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

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something you can fit in your ass (don't worry i've tried it before ;) lol)

martha: hey jimmy i bet you can't fit an entire bus up your ass!
jimmy: too bad i already did it HAHA
martha: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by browhatthefuck August 17, 2022

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Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver”

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*

Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”

by Bud driver August 18, 2022

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