post traumatic test disorder

The crappy feeling you experience when you realize you bombed the test
Dakota: Dude, you look like like crap! What's wrong?
Kenny: I didn't study for the science test and I know I did bad!
Dakota: you must be suffering from post traumatic test disorder
by Joshthefish December 03, 2013
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Post Street Disorder (PSD)

A mental illness and conditions that can develop after a person has experienced or witnessed while living on the streets homeless for a short or long term period. Symptoms may include flashbacks or nightmare as well as uncontrollable thoughts about traumatic event(s) experienced on the street, severe anxiety, anti-social behavior, violent tendencies, low self-esteem, depression, suicidal tenancies, increased drug and/or use, criminal conduct.
As a proximate cause of the person being homeless on the street they suffer from Post Street Disorder (PSD).
by SWROBERTS August 13, 2018
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post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers
ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze
by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013
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Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.
by GingerLego320 February 23, 2021
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National post the opps day

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him
by Mr.ebk October 16, 2021
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post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry
by ———— March 03, 2019
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Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 20, 2010
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