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Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity

A non-written but universally understood law stating that what a man does for a woman during coitus, she must do for him in return.
Bro 1: Dude, I hooked up with this skankbag I met on Tinder. I went down on her and she refused to fellatiate me back.

Bro 2: Did you explain to her Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity?
by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017
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Alia Law Group

The Alia Law Group is America's leading foreclosure defense group who's primary focus is to help with foreclosure and mortgage related scenarios.
I called the Alia Law Group to help me stop my foreclosure.
by The Alia law group August 15, 2011
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immigration law

A law that will make america great again. Only bans some high terrorist areas. doesn't ban all muslims. OBAMA DID THE SAME THING. why riot against trump, when Obama literally did the same thing for LONGER.
Trump: "my immigration law to stop terrorism is to ban some high terrorism areas".
SJW: "RACIST, SEXIST, DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU HATE ALL MUSLIMS AND MEXICANS!!!!!"
by PrestinJS February 6, 2017
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Friend-in-law

a person who is a friend of an in-law, but who hates your guts.
jorge:why don't you talk to rebecca?
micheal: she's just a Friend-in-law. I don't owe her any respect.
by cookiesandcream123 August 1, 2012
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Man's Law

An unspoken, unwritten law, whereas one man will not expose another man's attempt to get action on the side . Ironically, one of the only ways to find out about said law, is to break it.
"Hey man that was fucked up telling Christine about Josh's fling. That's breaking Man's Law bro."
by Nathan V. October 2, 2008
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Martial Law

Something that will most likely never happen in the US, as it would be considered highly unconstitutional.

COVID-19 happened, and Martial Law was never declared.

The massive Floyd protests also happened and Martial Law was never (officially) declared.

Martial Law would probably only be used as a last resort, as there are many better alternatives in this day and age.
Semi-woke Individual: If Martial Law were to happen, America would be akin to North Korea, and all the working class citizens of America would have to take a stand.
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commercial law

My annoying class that i'm taking this semester.
by Mr G January 26, 2005
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