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First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.
I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.
by Big Hairy Pendelum June 14, 2010
mugGet the First UMPressionmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
mugGet the M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
mugGet the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...mug.

double-half-first cousin

Child of their parent’s half-sibling with their other parent’s half-sibling or the child of their mother's maternal half-sibling with mother's paternal half-sibling or the child of their father's maternal half-sibling with father's paternal half-sibling.
My double-half-first cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
mugGet the double-half-first cousinmug.
A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.
eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog
by TheSBPony December 16, 2021
mugGet the take your first swing ya dogmug.
What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
mugGet the The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Releasemug.

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