Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013

Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

diabolical "work"

Similar to the slang Nasty work an expressive term to describe people's awful behaviors in society today whether it be the news,friends actions, low down filthy tv etc.

Aye man, have you seen the rap beef between kendrick lamar and drake?
Man that beef back and forth is nasty work.
Na cuz, people confirmed drake did those things!
Whoa cuz that's diabolical "work"

by Angry mom45 June 26, 2024

working like a dog

Sacked out on the sofa all day.

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

crazy work

You say something is, "crazy work" when you have to go out of your way for it. AKA, bending over backwards for something or someone. AKA, doing the most.

Crazy work that I gotta go to your job to see you!!

by craazyworkk June 12, 2024

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!

i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

by michael foolsley April 7, 2011