i have no flock

Idiomatic phrase

1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless

Alternatively:

3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.

1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.

by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017

having a warren

cocking up a simple task in an amusing manner

Liz was having a Warren when she put her shoes on the wrong feet and tripped over in a slapstick fashion.

by Welly May 25, 2017

having a curry

Eating food of an Asian origin usually a korma, tikka or a masala

oi Dave fancy having a curry you fat prick

by The cheese grator June 12, 2017

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

by bitch1324yolo June 29, 2017

the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

have enough

Having too much that you cannot endure, so you want to leave and stop the conversation.
Having too many difficulties in life.

I understand you have enough, but don't give it up.

by AcD009 November 25, 2017