cream cheese romance

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.

Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!

by Italian stallion March 31, 2005

strawberry n cream

When u take a gurl and punch her in the nose until she bleeds, then cream all over her face(When u gizzz,or climax,or skit,or cum on a gurl.)

I'm gonna give u a strawberry n cream tonite gurl.

by Jared B October 16, 2007

Boston Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates in a womans vagina, then proceeds to take a dump in her vagina after, followed up by eating the girl out.

Last night was so great! Johnny totally boston cream pied me!
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by Psychoepidemic October 11, 2010

ice cream scoop

This is the act of grabbing another male's genital region and screaming "Ice Cream Scoop!!!"

"I'm gonna give you an Ice Cream Scoop!"

"Ice cream scoop!"

by Konrad Van Hosestrasse-dienstag January 08, 2006

Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

by Aim For North May 16, 2022

chocolate cream pie

during sex, the man will have a mouthfull of chocolate milk in his mouth but doesnt swallow it. he then blows the chocolate milk up the girls ass. (this is all done after having anal sex and cummung in her ass) the girl will then hold the chocolate milk in her ass for exactly 5 minutes, then shit it into a glass, (it will be a chocoltate milk, shit, cum mixture) then you both partake in drinking it.

john-last night i gave my gf a chocolate cream pie, she had mad cramps after that.

joe-did it at least taste good?

john-not realy, but it sure was hot

by frog-man-thing August 06, 2009

ice cream cone

v. to love; to be fond of

--the act of thinking about a person constantly

n. the state of being in love

1.)I ice cream cone you Thanawat Siri, always and forever.

2.) DD ice cream cones you like whoa!

3.) I think I'm in ice cream cone land because of Thanawat!! I can't stop thinking about him. >>kit tung tur mung mung! muah

by Davina December 11, 2003