by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the mile high club membershipmug. by Level5mutant September 13, 2020
Get the Strip Club Soupmug. Member of Asswhaffle YC: Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015
by KEGGERS February 28, 2015
Get the asswhaffle yacht clubmug. by 3001spike October 3, 2018
Get the Big Willy Clubmug. A very kid friendly book that you should get for your kids! It teaches your kid very educational things like numbers and math. Go get it now for your kids
by GoChoke April 16, 2021
Get the Yandere bitch clubmug. scientific word eviolus gagyus- an awesome club created by nick in which you gag while being evil. Join the club.
Nick: MUAGAGAGAGAGAGG
santa: what the hohoho is that
Nick :EVIL GAGING
Santa: Can i evil gag?
NIck: JUST JOIN THE EVIl GAG CLUB
santa: what the hohoho is that
Nick :EVIL GAGING
Santa: Can i evil gag?
NIck: JUST JOIN THE EVIl GAG CLUB
by Nick.P December 26, 2008
Get the evil gag clubmug. by natkat268 February 5, 2021
Get the Hard water clubmug.