grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

devious lick

A devious lick is a trend where high schoolers with a gpa under 0.70 steal somthing from somewhere at anytime. Little do they know one day they will get caught and face serious consequences.

"Hey bro wyd" "I just hit a devious lick on the teacher he'll never know!!"

by anonymous September 15, 2021

lick her broom

When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick

I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.

by Micky97 January 29, 2018

diabolical lick

to steal something from a school in menacing demeanour

I just hit a diabolical lick in the bathrooms dude!

by wet dog alien September 19, 2021

Licking their toe

When one is trying to get on the good side of someone else in order to extract a favor or other good from them. Targets of the toe lick maneuver are commonly professors, parents, or significant others.

"I really needed a grade boost, so I was licking their toe pretty hard in the course evaluation."

"Not to lick your toe or anything, but your eyes are like fucking diamonds and your brain is magnificent. Just to be clear, not licking any toes here."

by ToeLicker7 December 17, 2021

Cherry lick

Cherry lick. A synonym for eat someone out, for dining at the Y or simply for Cunnilingus. Licking the cherry or pearl of a woman.

Did she give you a blowjob or was your time for a cherry lick?

by Goatbein December 18, 2022

Devious Lick

The act of stealing small items form a place of school or business to create a mild inconvenience

I'm about to hit a devious lick on this soap dispenser

by BIg Man 2 September 24, 2021