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Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD
Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!
by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020
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ass opened

A colloquial expression is used to describe a situation where one undergoes a series of challenging, often convoluted tasks or experiences before arriving at a solution or conclusion. It encapsulates the essence of navigating through complex, sometimes thrilling scenarios, where the path to resolution is anything but straightforward.
The idiom is typically employed to convey the intensity and the rollercoaster of emotions involved in tackling tasks that are as demanding as they are exhilarating. It's often used among friends or colleagues to acknowledge the hard work, creativity, and persistence required in such situations.

Related Phrases:
"Like threading a needle in a hurricane" - emphasizes the difficulty and precision needed in chaotic situations.
"Riding the rollercoaster of task/project" - highlights the ups and downs experienced during a challenging process.
Synonyms: Herculean task, wild goose chase, labyrinthine journey, epic adventure.

Note: This idiom is often used in a light-hearted manner, reflecting a sense of camaraderie and shared struggle in the face of complex challenges. It's a badge of honor among those who've 'been through the wringer' and come out triumphant.
The calculations in the business case were very complex and not straightforward. My ass opened until I figured out the math behind them.
by everwakeowl February 4, 2024
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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
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Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.
I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.
by human human February 20, 2021
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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass
I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”
by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025
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