When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.
Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"
by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016
Get the dirty straddlemug. by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
Get the Dirty Choate Barnacle Boymug. The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
Get the The dirty Kelly jackpotmug. An individual who vastly overestimates and overrates his or her abilities in a sport or skill based activity in order to inflate his ego. Often they react aggressively to those who challenge their abilities and never actually follow through with an test to prove their ability or lack thereof
This guy in my GC keeps saying he's cracked at ball when he's literally shit. This dirty Arjun won't even accept my 1v1 challenge smh
by He found me November 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Arjunmug. Afro-Cuban hip-hop dance invented in Las Cruces, New Mexico circa 2015. In order to execute this dance move, one places one leg behind the other and throws that thang in a circular motion. Slowly begin moving your entire body in similar circular motions with no awareness or regard for your surroundings. This is actually the precursor dance to the “The stanky leg” popularized by the GS Boys.
~At a Quinceanera, other coming of age event, or generic throw down~
Party goer 1: “Hey what dance move is that guy over there with two tequilas in hand doing? It looks pretty legit.”
Party goer 2: “Oh he’s doing the dirty! Very nice.”
Party goer 1: “Hey what dance move is that guy over there with two tequilas in hand doing? It looks pretty legit.”
Party goer 2: “Oh he’s doing the dirty! Very nice.”
by Little.cheese.lover December 23, 2023
Get the The dirtymug. A girl who has a good heart but gets cheated on, lied to, and done wrong so much she turns cold and seeks revenge.
by Ruthless love May 23, 2021
Get the dirty ruthlessmug. While having anal sex, right as the male about to ejaculate, he will pound on his chest and make noises a gorrila would make, and stop at climax
by MostEdgyMemes69 October 23, 2020
Get the Dirty Gorillamug.