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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
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swamp ass damage per second

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.
by Strken November 21, 2019
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ass

Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)
by lifeunlimited May 12, 2016
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Fat ass honky

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.
by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019
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Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.
I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.
by human human February 20, 2021
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Grab ass month

The month of march you can grab anyones ass aslong its ur friend its not gay
People are so exited for grab ass month
by BBB 1 March 5, 2020
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