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dick's sporting goods

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.
I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.
by Vshizzle July 12, 2015
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Deli Dick

A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.
by master release plz November 15, 2019
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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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dick drizzle

A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.
What’s up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.

I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.
by Lean king. Ig dick_drizzle December 3, 2020
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One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 27, 2016
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