Post emily on your story because she wrecked your relationship with chad because it’s national homewrecker day
by losera.s.s69 November 14, 2020
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1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
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Get the MAY 17 WORD OF THE DAY mug.Green Day - noun/adjective
noun: a pop punk band originally formed in 1987 featuring Billie Joe Armstrong on lead guitar and vocals, Mike Dirnt on bass and Tre Cool on drums, they fucking shook the world in 2 separate decades, with such albums as "Dookie" and "American Idiot" 2 of the greatest albums of all time
adjective: to do nothing all day but smoke weed and literally nothing else besides breathing
noun: a pop punk band originally formed in 1987 featuring Billie Joe Armstrong on lead guitar and vocals, Mike Dirnt on bass and Tre Cool on drums, they fucking shook the world in 2 separate decades, with such albums as "Dookie" and "American Idiot" 2 of the greatest albums of all time
adjective: to do nothing all day but smoke weed and literally nothing else besides breathing
noun: guy 1: hey! did you hear Green Day are making a new album?
guy 2: yeah! i'm so hyped!
adjective: guy 1: what did you do yesterday?
guy 2: had a green day, 40% TCH today, it's awesome.
guy 2: yeah! i'm so hyped!
adjective: guy 1: what did you do yesterday?
guy 2: had a green day, 40% TCH today, it's awesome.
by EmperorLemon December 27, 2024
Get the Green Day mug.On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
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Example -If you are scrolling through Tik Tok on April 26 AKA National Like Every Tik Tok Day, you have to like every video you see.
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