by Q--Dark Darrenator:XMATTHEWLIN April 19, 2022
Get the Eminem Sucks Assmug. A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
Get the Ass hoistmug. A very round bubble ass, that is very smelly. Richard's preferred choice of rectum. It smells absolutely horrible, but can regenerate quickly and heal itself from Richard, before he rips it in half again.
Richard can't decide what to name his New York Times Bestseller book, "The Ass of Serge", or "Serge Ass".
by Richard's Essentials April 24, 2022
Get the Serge Assmug. by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023
Get the Slap ass daymug. 
“Damn Kelly has a fat ass….”Smirked Alex
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face
by Your_Local_Volunteer_for_VFD February 16, 2022
Get the Assmug.