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March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!
by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024
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pop a cap in yo ass

an aggressive term for shooting someone, normally used by those of a darker skin tone or just straight up people from Da Hood.
"drop the money or i'ma pop a cap in yo ass"
"get back here before I pop a cap in yo ass"
"bro, did you hear about the incident that happened the block around the corner? shit was crazy, one dude popped a cap in everybody's ass."
by Mar4343💯 March 30, 2024
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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Heap-Ass

Heap-Ass is often used as an insult or to describe a large amount of stuff. It should be used when describing someone who is an "asshole"or someone who is "full of shit".
"That guy stole our beer!!?! what a Heap-Ass"

"Hey man, don't be such a Heap-Ass"
by TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3 September 26, 2025
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Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
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Section 8 ass nigga

A nigga that broke asf and lives that section 8 life.
Damn that nigga dressed like a bum, must be a section 8 ass nigga.
by Fried Koolaid Chikn September 28, 2025
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A5 Ass

‘Certified A5 Ass’ derives from the Japanese Wagyu Beef grading scale. It is the highest grading which certifies extreme incompetence, stupidity, and overall inability. Most commonly used in situations describing bad and/or disappointing athletes. Ass, “A”, graded at the highest level: 5- strictly graded by the Ass Grading Association.
“That Penn State Quarterback, Drew Allar, is grade A5 ass”
by Yeetologist September 28, 2025
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