Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.

Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper

by Bujjeje December 9, 2019

50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015

National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.

“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈

by FreekNikk August 10, 2024

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Coin Assing

The act of shoving a quarter in the rectal sphincter.

Last week me and Billy engaged in Coin Assing

by Sam from Discord July 18, 2018

Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out

ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob

by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018