Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.

I'm just being a dick dude.

by Muppins December 14, 2016

machine gun dick

When someone has an enormous penis

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

Dick~nipple

Tip of the penis with slightly different skin tone and usually separated by skin ring marking the tip of penis to where the shaft starts. Usually more sensitive then rest of the penis.

Michael zipped his over sized dick~nipple in his zipper.

by SuperDicker March 14, 2023

Bucket Dick

An STD caught by a male cadet who has had sexual encounters with far too many trou, no cure is known and it is said to be terminal.

Cadet Y: I heard Jeremy got with another trou last night.

Cadet X: He better be careful or he'll get Bucket Dick

by TheCCQ March 24, 2009

Kick dick day

On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.

Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick

by Hahahah fuck u February 15, 2021