Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.

My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.

by Cyan_Pile March 16, 2016

asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

by albinoraccoon February 13, 2011

Bolivian Bird Flu

The general run-down state a female finds herself in after a long weekend sniffing cocaine, or Bolivian marching powder, with symptoms such as drowsiness, headache, nausea, blocked nose, sore throat, chills, fever, general discomfort, which may mimic those caused by the influenza virion but are actually the downside effects of a weekend of high hedonism.

Female 1: Where's Jen tonight?

Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.

by Ben H. Patrick December 15, 2012

curious bird

where you poo into someones mouth then while the poo is in your mouth you spit the poo back into the persons butthole

"cindy pooed into my mouth then i spat it into her butthole hole" that is the curious bird

by ilovethecuriousbird August 03, 2008

Shooting Birds

For a man to ejaculate. More often than not prematurely.

Yo, dude I was with Karen last night and I shot birds all over her chest.

Sick, bro! I hooked up with Maria and I spent the entire night shooting birds on her belly and her little nippies.

by analnugget October 13, 2019

Bird box

When a man ejaculates in both of a woman’s eyes, making her vision impaired.

Cam was making love with Lindsey and gave her a bird box.

by TheDude696969 February 04, 2019

Jolly Bird

A term used for friends that are ignoring your group text. Like little birds, checked out and singing happily on tree branches while the world spins by them and history is made. These people, the jolly birds of the group text are absent-mindedly living their (less interesting than the group text) lives while a plethora of useful and critical information passes through their grip as the group conversation moves into the future without them.

That Jolly Bird should've never been added to this group text in the first place, their input is irrelevant at this point!

by Lizzard 313 May 23, 2013